Went on Honeymoon with 
Mik to Alanya,
-was there 12 years ago,
and would love to go back again.

But Alanya is not the place to 
go in Turkey,  if You want 
to see the real Turkey now 
I found out!

Even the signs and pricelabels 
are in Swedish,German 
or Dutch.

What You do is You rent 
a car and get the 
Hell out of there!